I used to worry about World Events. I worried incessantly about masked Arabic speaking gunmen trying to kill me.

Then, ten years ago I took a tip from Dr Damian. He told me: “What you need to do is raise your levels of unconsciousness. Stop thinking about World Events, turn off the telly and it will all take care of itself.”

Do you know what? He was right. In all that time masked Arabic speaking gunmen have not killed me. Thank you Dr Damian. If only our politicians would follow your lead the world would really be a safer place.